In Praise of Blue Vein Cheese.

While watching a DVD Edward Scissorhands with Johnny Depp, Winona Ryder, Dianne Wiest and Alan Arkin.

 

I became a little peckish. Wondering what to eat I remembered that I had bought some Blue Vein Cheese, this time I have gotten the Mainland brand, which I have had before sometimes good some not so good. Will this time it was bliss. I have not tasted a nicer piece of cheese in many many years it was if I could use the analogy like making love to my taste buds. For those of you whom have never known the pleasures of beautiful food such as a good strong cheese I can highly recommend you try Mainland’s Blue Vein Cheese.

Men are like….

1. Men are like .. Laxatives ….. They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like . Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.

5. Men are like …. Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like … Commercials ……. You can’t believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ….. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like …. Government Bonds …. They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like …… Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.